For some reason the Grammar God post won't delete from this page. Unfortunately, the link has an insidious and wholly evil spyware program built in to it that entirely took over my computer at work. It took the engineering guy almost 5 hours to get it off. Please don't click on it! I deeply apologize. Deep deep apologies. My god-sized ego clearly clouded my judgement in including an unidentified link to a website.

A good anti-adware/spyware to invest in: Ad-Aware. Spybot is also good.

It's a fucking jungle out there, people.