CHUTZPAH defined:

d27: d. asked me to have a conversation in the meeting room
sw: . . .
sw: and he said his dick was so stiff
sw: ha ha
d27: EW!
d27: no no - he wanted to talk to me about my hours
sw: and
d27: he wants me to work more!
d27: which would be great
sw: oh good!!!
d27: but then after we discussed that he asked me if he could ask me an awkward question
sw: uh huh
d27: and then he asked me about kari
sw: he wants you to be his personal stylist and office fun maker
d27: ha!
sw: what about her?
sw: if you hate her and ...
sw: if you want to work in tandem with her 24/7
d27: no - he said that he had heard that she was sending me job listings
d27: and he said that he thought that was the ultimate 'chutzpah'
sw: nice
sw: and would you kindly can her for him
d27: and that he was wondering what else has been going on
d27: so then he told me that she has asked him if she could be trained on my job!!!!
sw: and you softly replied . . .
sw: wow
sw: she's an asswipe
d27: so i was right to HATE her
d27: she SUCKS
d27: he told her no, though
sw: you do always have great instincts with people
sw: a firm sharp no I hope
sw: perhaps with a bit of spittle
d27: thats funny
d27: but i'm pretty pissed
sw: yeah
d27: can you believe that?
sw: are you gonna take her out and have a talking with her?
d27: its unbelievable to me that she could be so fucking sneaky
sw: yeah gross
d27: well i was just asking l. about it and she suggested that i hold my tongue
sw: i think that you should speak to her directly and straightforwardly and professionally about it
sw: without anger or malice
d27: he told me that she'll be gone by the end of the year. and that now "he has her number"
sw: just tell her you think that sucks
sw: but you probably have a better idea
d27: thats what i was thinking, too. but l. said she thought that would only add to the tension
sw: GREAT
sw: hmm
d27: great?
sw: as long as you know she'll be out soon for sure its ok
sw: maybe clarify that with D. - make sure he's really on your side
d27: oh - i did. several times. he said there was nothing to worry about, that he is very happy with my work and that the only thing he wants to change about my position is to up my hours
d27: he said she'd be out by the end of the year. but i still really want to say somethign to her.
sw: i'm so happy for you!!!
sw: what a snot she is
sw: eew
d27: what a stupid stupid cow. (l.'s words - she's british)